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SNACKS & VEGETABLES
Chili Crisp Waffle Fries 
Waffle fries from the store with house chili crisp, Let Down, scallions.
$11.00
Chili Pickled Turnips 
Pickled local hakurei turnips (like the ones in super mario bros 2), mala onions, toasted cashews
$11.00
Mushroom & Egg Drop Soup 
15oz bowl o' soup - shiitakes, mushroom broth, egg ribbons, pepper.
$7.00
Steamed Broccoli 
Steamed broccoli with a ginger orange dressing and toasted sesame.
$11.00

KIDS MENU!

This is the kids' menu, for kids, and kid-like adults.
Kids Chicken Nuggets 
8oz of fried boneless chicken thigh nuggets. Secret Recipe style adds chili honey & spicy snack rub.
$8.00+
Kids Fried Rice 
Egg fried rice, soy sauce.
$8.00
Kids Noodles 
Mr. Aaron's good noodles, butter sauce.
$8.00

PLATES

All dishes are a la carte and DO NOT come with rice by default. Please order separately if you would like some. **Local vegetables are seasonal & subject to change.**
Mushroom Lo-Mein 
Mr. Aaron's good noodles, mushrooms, garlic sauce & black bean sauce, scallions.
$17.00
Orange Chicken 
Crispy chicken thighs (nugget style), orange sauce, broccoli, scallions.
$18.00
Orange Soy "Chicken" 
Crispy soy vegetable protein, orange sauce, broccoli, scallions.
$18.00
Pork Mapo Tofu 
Soft tofu, spicy pork ragu, chili paste, onions, scallions, chili oil, szechuan pepper. This dish is SPICY! We cannot make it less spicy!
$15.00
Sweet & Sour Pork 
Red cooked pork, Frankie's sweet & sour sauce, cabbage, onions.
$16.00
TKO Chicken 
Crispy chicken thighs (nugget style), kung pao sauce, mala onions, peanuts.
$15.00
TKO Soy "Chicken" 
Crispy soy vegetable protein, kung pao sauce, mala onions, peanuts.
$15.00

RICE

//Rice dishes are now gluten free by default!//
 Side Rice 
Big ass box of steamed white rice. (close to a pound)
$3.00
Bourbon Chicken Fried Rice 
Bourbon chicken #2, scallions, scrambled egg, crispy onions.
$15.00+
Chicken Fat Fried Rice 
There is no chicken in this rice, only the fat. Also included: crispy skin, scrambled egg, jim's chile paste & scallions.
$13.00+
Roasted Garlic Fried Rice 
Roasted garlic, jim's hot sauce, scallion, scrambled egg.
$12.00+
Secret Fried Rice 
Get what you get, & don't throw a fit! Has meat, probably spicy, might be something stupid!
$15.00

SWEETS
Cornmeal & Buttermilk Doughnuts 
7 bite size doughnuts tossed in 5-spice sugar. Served with honey-chili sauce.
$7.00
Fall Spiced Skillet Cake 
Wildy delicious fall spiced skillet cake, with a caramelized crust & honey cashew cream. She's good, y'all.
$7.00

EXTRA SAUCE

SMALL SIDES & BULK SAUCES!
Chili Crisp 
Maybe our favorite condiment after Let Down! Garlic, chiles, sesame, cinnamon, star anise, sugar, MSG, salt, canola oil. 8oz.
$10.00
Chili oil 
Chili oil. It's hot.
$0.75+
Hot Mustard 
House hot mustard. Coleman's dry mustard powder, vinegar, honey, salt.
$0.75+
Let Down 
House spicy mayo! Mayo, jim's, chile oil, vinegar, mustard, MSG
$1.00+
Polynesian Sauce 
A sauce which is both sweet & sour simultaneously. Pineapple juice, vinegar, garlic, mustard, sugar, natural & artificial coloring.
$0.75+
Spicy Soy 
Soy, vinegar, szechuan peppercorn and chilies.
$0.75+

DRINKS
Coca-Cola Classic 
12oz can.
$2.00
Diet Coke 
12oz can. 1990s mom approved.
$2.00
Dr. Pepper 
12oz can. Just what the Dr. ordered.
$2.00
Mineragua 
12oz bottle of sparkling mineral water.
$4.00
Mt Dew Baja Blast 
12 oz can Moutain Dew Baja Blast
$2.00
Sprite 
12oz can. Good for tummy aches.
$2.00

MERCH

stuff you can buy to show your support!
Koozie 
A koozie/holder for your beer (or soda). Fits a 12oz can & comes in a variety of colors. Ask for color in description!
$2.00
t-shirt 
District brand t-shirt Black are 100% cotton, charcoal heather are 50/50 cotton/ polyester
$20.00
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